Husband & Wife joke

August 17th, 2013 | Tags:

Nah…told you not to open your big mouth…

Wife:
What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?

Husband:
No…

Wife:
Why not? Don’t you like being married?

Husband:
Of course i do.

Wife:
Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Husband:
Ok, ok, i’d get married again…

Wife:
Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?

Husband:
Yes, it’s a great house.

Wife:
Would you let her drive my car?

Husband:
Yes, its almost new, dear .

Wife:
Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband:
No..I am sure she would want her own..

Wife:
Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband:
No, her size is 5′

Wife:
–Silence-

Husband:
Shiiit’…!!!

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